...it can improve? alright, for this, u need at least 2 ppl. one has to be arbiter and the other is chief. arbiter is goin to be retarded and chief is the smart one. the whole idea is that chief is trying to set up cool tricks, but never gets to because arbiter keeps messing everything up. here it goes.
this has to be on the map with the big windmill. forgot the name srry.lol.
Chief: Alright halo 3 players, today, me and arbiter are going to show you a couple of things, that YOU can do after your done beating the crap out of covenant *******s.
(meanwile when chief is talking, arbiter is going across the screen, first running, then in a mongoose, then a warthog,then a scorpion, and then flies across the screen after blowing up.)
(chief turns around)
Chief: what the hell?
Music and title screen starts playing.
Chief: ok, me and arbiter have set up a cool trick, im going to come across the jump on a mongoose and when i say go, arbiter throughs the grenade and ill be sent flying. ready?
Arbiter: mmmmkay!
(cuts to chief on mongoose, goes off jump,)
Chief: now arbiter!
(nothin happens, chief gets out, then sees arbiter laying on the ground and everything already blown up.)
Chief: god damn it arbiter!
(next screen, on the ledge with the fusion coils. arbiter comes next to chief)
Arbiter: whatcha doin now chief?
Chief: im going to put this wooden thing on top of the fusion coils blow it up, and be sent flying.
Arbiter: wow! can i help?
Chief: actually, it would be best if u ummm. didnt touch anythig.
Arbiter: k chief!
(chief goes to get more fusion coils. screen goes to chief. hear a big bang and arbiter is flying across the screen)
Chief: what the hell? Arbiter! wtf!
Arbiter: weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(next screen, back on the ledge, arbiter starts coming towards chief.)
Chief: o great, here we go again.
Arbiter: hey chief! sorry bout last time, but im totally ready and waiting now!
Chief: actually arbiter, u should help me by going away.
Arbiter: *sobs* but... but... i like helping u chief...
Chief: o boy... ummm. shiny blue thing!
(chief throoughs grav lift on ground)
Arbiter: oooooh! shiny blue thingy! weeeeeeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeee. weeeeeeeeee.
(arbiter jumps on grav lift)
Chief: that should give me some time.
(chief goes to get more fusion coils again)
(back to arbiter. grav lift breaks and he jumps back on ledge...)
Arbiter: hmmmm. what did chief say? (thought bubble) (Chief) now remember arbiter, Dont touch the coils. (arbiter) no that cant be right. (chief) hey arbiter, can u give me a hand by blowing up those coils! (arbiter) alright! arbiter likes to help!
(hits fusion coils and blows up.)
Chief: god damn it arbiter!
(on sandtrap, the two are on a mongoose about to go into a field filled with fusion coils, grav lifts, and plasma batteries.)
Chief: ok lets go! Wait! i need more grenades, ill be right back (gets off and walks away)
Arbiter: hmmmmmmmm.
(chief comes back. wtf! arbiter is blowing up in the field thing. make sure theres a funny laugh to go with this. then back to chief)
Chief: alright, screw this.....
(chief walks away and then arbiter and the mongoose fly over and hit chief)
THE END!!!
this has to be on the map with the big windmill. forgot the name srry.lol.
Chief: Alright halo 3 players, today, me and arbiter are going to show you a couple of things, that YOU can do after your done beating the crap out of covenant *******s.
(meanwile when chief is talking, arbiter is going across the screen, first running, then in a mongoose, then a warthog,then a scorpion, and then flies across the screen after blowing up.)
(chief turns around)
Chief: what the hell?
Music and title screen starts playing.
Chief: ok, me and arbiter have set up a cool trick, im going to come across the jump on a mongoose and when i say go, arbiter throughs the grenade and ill be sent flying. ready?
Arbiter: mmmmkay!
(cuts to chief on mongoose, goes off jump,)
Chief: now arbiter!
(nothin happens, chief gets out, then sees arbiter laying on the ground and everything already blown up.)
Chief: god damn it arbiter!
(next screen, on the ledge with the fusion coils. arbiter comes next to chief)
Arbiter: whatcha doin now chief?
Chief: im going to put this wooden thing on top of the fusion coils blow it up, and be sent flying.
Arbiter: wow! can i help?
Chief: actually, it would be best if u ummm. didnt touch anythig.
Arbiter: k chief!
(chief goes to get more fusion coils. screen goes to chief. hear a big bang and arbiter is flying across the screen)
Chief: what the hell? Arbiter! wtf!
Arbiter: weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(next screen, back on the ledge, arbiter starts coming towards chief.)
Chief: o great, here we go again.
Arbiter: hey chief! sorry bout last time, but im totally ready and waiting now!
Chief: actually arbiter, u should help me by going away.
Arbiter: *sobs* but... but... i like helping u chief...
Chief: o boy... ummm. shiny blue thing!
(chief throoughs grav lift on ground)
Arbiter: oooooh! shiny blue thingy! weeeeeeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeee. weeeeeeeeee.
(arbiter jumps on grav lift)
Chief: that should give me some time.
(chief goes to get more fusion coils again)
(back to arbiter. grav lift breaks and he jumps back on ledge...)
Arbiter: hmmmm. what did chief say? (thought bubble) (Chief) now remember arbiter, Dont touch the coils. (arbiter) no that cant be right. (chief) hey arbiter, can u give me a hand by blowing up those coils! (arbiter) alright! arbiter likes to help!
(hits fusion coils and blows up.)
Chief: god damn it arbiter!
(on sandtrap, the two are on a mongoose about to go into a field filled with fusion coils, grav lifts, and plasma batteries.)
Chief: ok lets go! Wait! i need more grenades, ill be right back (gets off and walks away)
Arbiter: hmmmmmmmm.
(chief comes back. wtf! arbiter is blowing up in the field thing. make sure theres a funny laugh to go with this. then back to chief)
Chief: alright, screw this.....
(chief walks away and then arbiter and the mongoose fly over and hit chief)
THE END!!!