I got my dong stuck in a Halo 3 CD. Help?

[triggerhappy]

I can´t make this too long because i am in pain but I was playing Halo 3 and got sniped in the face. I got really ****ed at the game and pulled it out and started to **** it. But my dong got hard in the process and now it´s stuck in the little CD hole. I called Xbox support and the indian lady hung up on me after i described my situation for some reason. I tried to use lube but that got me even more horny and more hard! what should i do?? it hurts real bad and the head is turning purple. I don´t want to call the doctor because my dad would figure out about it since he works at the hospital.

 

[Casie]

well, the best thing you can do now is grab a knife and cut your dong off. This will solve 2 problems... 1- you will get it loose. 2- you wont be able to breed and populate the world with your stupid spawn.

 

[whiteandretarded]

if ur serious break the cd, or grab the end of ur penis and gentley wiggle it out. it will hurt like hell but ulll still have the game and ur dick.

 

[Michael]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[blue-eyed brunette]

wow thts really gross, and i hope you are making this up. if your not here are your options: put ice on it, i heard that helps with you-know-what's. option 2: swallow your pride and call the doctor, you did a stupid thing and now your hurt. good luck

 

[Dylan]

you lie man

 

[Anonymous]

You idiot: Pliers! Nibble that mother$&&&@/

 

[nothing's certain]

Break the CD! You can always buy another Halo CD, but it is going to be really hard to afford to get a new "dong".

(Why would doing that to the Halo 3 CD relieve your anger at it? Surely there's another way!)